“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory that states that this has already happened.”—Douglas Adams (via man-and-camera)
“I’m an egotist, but I’m not selfish. There’s a difference. I’m a neurotic, I guess. I can’t stop thinking about myself. It isn’t that I think myself so important… I simply can’t think about anything else, that’s all.”—Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer (via acumulando-desafetos)
“It was really just about me thinking that I am not functional enough to be in a relationship, which I still kind of think. He hates it because he has a girlfriend now. I’ll be like “What do you guys do?” and he thinks that I’m being like…I just really want to know. Like what does a functional girlfriend…like you guys go places, she cooks dinner. You know, seeing all the things actual women do because I don’t know what the hell people do with me.”—Fiona Apple talking about her ex-boyfriend.